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Today was a hectic day. Delivered some the pots and shocks and roses. Received a few stuff myself. :D Thanks to all those people who sent me stuff. You guys rock! ;) For those people that didn't give me anything, I know you love me too. :D I mean, what's not to love about me? I'm adorable. XD
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Poem time.
Oh, I wish I'd look after me teeth,
And spotted the perils beneath
All the toffees I chewed,
And the sweet sticky food.
Oh, I wish I'd look after me teeth.
I wish I'd been that much more willin'
When I had more tooth there than fillin'
To give up gobstoppers,
From respect to me choppers,
And buy something else with me shillin'.
When I think of the lollies I licked
And the liquorices allsorts I picked,
Sherbet dabs, big and little,
All that hard peanut brittle,
My conscience gets horribly pricked.
My mother, she told me no end,
'If you got a tooth, you got a friend.'
I was young then, and careless,
My toothbrush was hairless,
I never had much time to spend.
Oh, I showed them the toothpaste all right,
I flashed it about late at night,
But up-and-down brushin'
And pokin' and fussin'
Didin't seem woth the time - I co0uld bite!
If I'd known I was paving the way
Top cavities, caps and decay,
The murder of fillin's,
Injections and drillin's,
I'd have thrown all me sherbet away.
So I lay in the old dentist's chair,
And gaze up his nose in despair,
And his drill it do whine,
In these molars of mine.
'Two amalgam,' he'll say,'for in there.'
How I laughed at my mother's false teeth,
As they foamed in the waters beneath.
But noe comes the reckonin'
It's me they are beckonin'
Oh, I wished I'd look after me teeth.
And spotted the perils beneath
All the toffees I chewed,
And the sweet sticky food.
Oh, I wish I'd look after me teeth.
I wish I'd been that much more willin'
When I had more tooth there than fillin'
To give up gobstoppers,
From respect to me choppers,
And buy something else with me shillin'.
When I think of the lollies I licked
And the liquorices allsorts I picked,
Sherbet dabs, big and little,
All that hard peanut brittle,
My conscience gets horribly pricked.
My mother, she told me no end,
'If you got a tooth, you got a friend.'
I was young then, and careless,
My toothbrush was hairless,
I never had much time to spend.
Oh, I showed them the toothpaste all right,
I flashed it about late at night,
But up-and-down brushin'
And pokin' and fussin'
Didin't seem woth the time - I co0uld bite!
If I'd known I was paving the way
Top cavities, caps and decay,
The murder of fillin's,
Injections and drillin's,
I'd have thrown all me sherbet away.
So I lay in the old dentist's chair,
And gaze up his nose in despair,
And his drill it do whine,
In these molars of mine.
'Two amalgam,' he'll say,'for in there.'
How I laughed at my mother's false teeth,
As they foamed in the waters beneath.
But noe comes the reckonin'
It's me they are beckonin'
Oh, I wished I'd look after me teeth.
-Pam Ayres
I love this poem. I hope all you readers can learn from it and enjoy it as much as I do. And, BRUSH YOUR TEETH PEOPLE! XD
All my bags are packed, and I'm ready to go. Balik kampung tomorrow. WOOTS. Gambling time! Happy CNY and Happy Valentine's. Think of me when you've got the chance. (:
Chao.
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All my bags are packed, and I'm ready to go. Balik kampung tomorrow. WOOTS. Gambling time! Happy CNY and Happy Valentine's. Think of me when you've got the chance. (:
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Chao.
O.o Oddly enough, this poem made me think of Dumbledore. XP
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